These days - mostly from necessity - it's almond butter and spreadable jam.

But dammit, it's still a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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NOM

So, we're having ourselves a delightful little measles outbreak round these partsEveryone wishing to smack the living daylights out of the tinfoil-hat-wearing idiots who think vaccines are a government conspiracy to make your child gay/autistic/ADD/Justin Bieber fans, form an orderly queue. Behind me ( Read more... )

Man, today (yesterday, by now) is SO TOTALLY fired. What an absolute waste of a perfectly good earthly rotation.

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can't really put it down to being a Monday either; the shittiness of the day went far above and beyond the call of just normal Monday-ness

Spotted, less than an hour ago, in the below-freezing snowy Portland afternoon:

A guy wearing bike shorts, jacket and a helmet. Hauling ass down Couch Street. On a unicycle.

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Potenitally spottable on Sixth Street: one very surprised Q following his progress from the upper back of the 105 bus

Had the first sunny day in yonks today, so out I went to have a walk and partake of the sunshine. I stuck to the main road going west, further than I'd ever followed it, and found a lovely little section after the water tower where the town started to thin out just a little ( Read more... )

( A serial rapist was just arrested in my neighborhood - warning: could be triggery )

Pretty tens unit. Shiny tens unit. You are my brand new very bestest friend in the world ( Read more... )

Overall, it's been the most good-natured year I can remember for a long time ( Read more... )

Someone threw a pencil at me from a moving school bus yesterday. At least I think that's what happened; I heard a noise as the bus went by and looked down and saw the pencil skittering across the sidewalk in front of me ( Read more... )

Man, I got just about fuck-all done today. I suppose I did have a brainwave about getting a hellishly rare song from cd onto the computer, though (one of those tiny little cd-EP's, which my MacBook won't suck into its innards to play, so I remembered my iBook has one of those disc trays that pop out and you put the cd onto it. Nice, yeah? Only took ( Read more... )